Funny quotes – 27.07.2009

A rare case in which the desire to coincide with the possibilities – i dont wanna do anything, and there is nothing to do …

xxx: I went in the morning to smoke at the balcony…
Bellow me there is a trash tank, in which sits a mid-size dog and eating something
Near the tank is sitting cat, sadly looking at the trash tank. There comes two more combat cats, all three jumps into a tank and shoo’s the dog. Beginning to eat.
Homeless person comes and kick’s cats out.
xxx: Bum – the king of jungle!

Timon: Today went to a tourist shop. Came to the shelves with a compass. All those beautiful, big, small, but hell, why atleast two of them didnt show in one direction!

i thought that i fell in love, and it was tachycardia….

unknown girl from the icq (G), and I’m (I)
G: hiiiii! are u cute?
I: Yes, nobody was disapointed for long time.
G: so lets have a meeting? Im also cute!
I: okay
G: im at the Broadway, how long it will take for you to come here?
I: estimated 6 hours
G: traffic problems?
I: nope, im from Newark

xxx: I have lens with vertical pupils. I decided to test them before i go for a walk tomorrow and put them on before going to the shop. halfway remembered, that I need to buy food for my animals.
xxx: And now imagine a face of the seller, when I looked at her, smiling and asked nicely for 2 kg. of cat food.

We tried to build communism, and finally it was built on the torrents.

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