Owl:
Why when you go sleep at 6 a.m. and wake up at 12 a.m., you feel good, and when you go sleep at 12 p.m. and wake up at 7 a.m. you are not???

Kuz
yeahhhhhh, who knew. but when we went to the stadium, on game, and cops were checking gear and they found a huge knife from my friend, so said at once “whose knife?”. And friend wasnt distracted, so said “Mother’s”, everyone there laughed out of limits. And cops were looking long time for “farther’a axe” lol

igel: do you have an “Imperial March”
jane: who is the singer?
igel: mhmmm…
igel: I guess, Darth Wader….

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harder, better, faster, stronger
programmer done his job as best as he could, he wrote twice more code, than it was required for the application work!

* Seldon accidentaly layed his hand on monitor
* Seldon left to wash hands
* Veles repeated an experiment and also left to wash hands